Sunday, July 23, 2006

Scat practice

Yes you read that right. Scat practice, today at Quiznos. Show up sometime in the morning and work on your aim in the public washrooms. Be the next tubgirl!
Seriously, some messed up things went on in the men's washroom. Now I haven't watched a lot of CSI, but I can follow the splatter patern pretty well. This person sprayed their shit down into the toliet, and it was going fast enough to spray back up and hit the underside of the seat, and spray out the crack between the bowl and the seat to coat the wall beside it. Now this is some pretty forceful diareha. But it only come back up and out on one side, which means that the person just stood there beside the toilet and let loose. How he didn't coat himself I'll never know. Unless he did, and he's just really gross....

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