MORE TOP SECRET

So I looked at the tube at work tonight and found the website! It is SO ABSURD!!!

http://senasales.com/topsecret/

Someday you will die somehow and someething's gonna steal your carbon

Now Danielle is in the death business so I know a fair bit about the odd things you can do with yourself once you're dead. You know, besides go to Denver. One thing you can do is get turned into diamonds! See, they cremate you, then Superman presses you really hard between his hands and voila! But did you know that they can do this with any dead guy? Like, Beethoven

Top Secret Illegal

So does anyone remember that episode of Clone High that has Abe running for president and his campaign is sponsored by Xtreme Blue the energy drink in a tube? Well someone thought that was a good idea and made it a real product!
At the store it just showed up one day. It's called Top Secret. And there's another version of it called Top Secret Illegal. I think it really is top secret cause I can't find anything about it on the interweb, and I'm a google wizard. Either way I'm embarrassed to admit that I like the regular style Top Secret but I'm not big on the illegal kind. Don't wanna get in trouble with the law

Parenting 101

Erases like magic

So when I first saw the commercials for Mr Clean's Magic Eraser I was a non-believer. An Acleanist if you will. I mean, the things they show it doing are obviously dramatizations to try and sell it. But the fact that they had to call it magic to explain how it works is so true. These things defy the laws of physics. I'm fairly sure they're made from collapsed black holes woven together by time machines and sprinkled with unicorn dandruff.

I had one of those coffee pencils in one of my work shirts and forgot about it and then it got into the dryer. It was real horror show. Might as well of just thrown a piece of charcoal in there. But the magic eraser is getting it off, so I highly recommend it

An Inconvenient Concert

So I was watching Live Earth this morning, and I have to say that I actually enjoyed the Rhiana concert. When it first started and they only had the one venue in Australia going I was super disappointed with it all cause they stopped for the set breaks and what not, but once some more places got going I just changed the channel and it = all good. I don't know if it'll get me to turn the light out and unplug my tv, but it's a good show

My Lucky Girlfriend

So before anybody groans at that, she's not lucky cause she's my girlfriend. Or at least, that's not what I was talking about. But come to think of it, I am quite the catch. But yeah, basically Danielle has mad skillz. Or at least one mad skillz. Anywhere that there's one of those "drop a coin into water, land it on the dealy dealy, win a prize" things, she can do it. She got a free sundae at Jungle Jim's while we were waiting to pay the bill but we were already stuffed full of desert so we passed (even if it killed me to pass up delicious winnings) and today while waiting for an account to get set up at a rental store, she quartered our way into a free rental, so we basically got Mario Party 8 free for a week. Seriously, it's the greatest talent ever!

Mmm, Sciency...

A super interesting article about the origins of religious thought

A spy game!

SAVE ME
This may look like an innocent picture of an innocent Newfoundland brook on an innocent day... BUT IT ISN'T!!!! It hides SECRETS! Are they evil or good? There's only one way to find out!!! And since I basically gave all you kids the means to get to the secret, I used a passphrase. A passphrase so obvious that it would be impossible to guess!

EDIT - holy fricken crap! It is impossible to find a free file hosting service that doesn't alter your images! This is the only one I could find that only changed the name but still worked, even if I can't post it directly anymore, so it's less fun. But I spent quite literally hours on this post so it's staying and by god you'll all have fun!