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You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

You know, for a second there, I almost felt proud of myself. Then I remembered it was 8th grade science

eBought

So, now that I have the internet, it means that I have access to eBay again. This means that I can buy the entire original series of transformers + the movie, in one special tin boxed set for $11
Of course it's from China so it costs $34 dollars to ship it here, but that is still one hells of a bargin! Of course it won't play on regular dvd players, which is why the bastards over here think they can charge $200 for a single season of Star Trek... knowing full well that some sucker will buy it. It's far cheaper to shop overseas and just remove the regional code from your dvd player

Haley Jo Osmond should pay it back...

So, okay, I loved the movie pay it forward. Maybe that makes me a little girl, but really, that's not the point here. The point is that the little boy in the movie just stole the pay a favour forward thing from Kung Fu! And not only that, he dropped it from 10 down to three! So he's not only a thief, but he's also right lazy!!! I think that Kevin Spacey should post-humously fail him for cheating.

Seriously, you can learn all sorts of things from Kung Fu. For instance, young Jodie Foster can't sing!

5th Avenue

I've been craving a 5th avenue bar something awful, but this stupid city doesn't have any. A brief search online tells me I can buy a box of them for $24 plus another $20 for shipping because Canada costs an extra $15 to get into (wait, what?)


Anyone got any ideas how I can satisfy my need for some chocolate covered crunchy peanut butter toffee? And no, a butterfinger ain't gonna cut it

Kung Fu: Before the Legend Continues

So how come I've never watched Kung Fu before? I mean an old school western staring a shaolin priest sounds like it sprung directly from my hopes and dreams. And yet, I'm only watching it now, curtesy of the pre-owned section of Blockbuster video, and my Dad's furvent "This is awesome, I'm buying it right now". Anyways, season 1 is currently kicking (bigot cowboy) ass, so once I finish, I'll be on the lookout for season 2. I'm sure Walmart's got it.

Scat practice

Yes you read that right. Scat practice, today at Quiznos. Show up sometime in the morning and work on your aim in the public washrooms. Be the next tubgirl!
Seriously, some messed up things went on in the men's washroom. Now I haven't watched a lot of CSI, but I can follow the splatter patern pretty well. This person sprayed their shit down into the toliet, and it was going fast enough to spray back up and hit the underside of the seat, and spray out the crack between the bowl and the seat to coat the wall beside it. Now this is some pretty forceful diareha. But it only come back up and out on one side, which means that the person just stood there beside the toilet and let loose. How he didn't coat himself I'll never know. Unless he did, and he's just really gross....

Don't talk to strangers

So at work yesterday. Some crazy woman came into the store today and talked to Mary for about 8 minutes on what she had for lunch before coming here. I figured that Mary knew her, but no, she was just crazy. Then she got her sub, and while we were serving someone else, this crazy woman's mother came over and said she wanted to buy a paper. Well yes, since you're the only one of the 150 people in the store that's even remotely important, I'll be right there.
She gave up waiting after about a minute, cause when I went over to help her, she was gone and the original crazy woman was back asking about our icecream cakes. She asked if we'd be able to put a picture of her daughter in it, like they do at Dairy Queen. Well I had no idea, so I told her to check in the morning with the woman who makes the cakes. So far, she's been sane.
But then she starts going into intricate detail of her daughter's birthday to me. How old she is (only 15), how she's going to a certain restaurant on a certain date with a certain number of her friends, none of them adults, and it'll all be completely unsupervised...

LADY! I'm a stranger! Don't tell people shit like that! Jesus Christ, I almost expected her to hand me a manilla envelope and a briefcase full of money and guns

For anyone who's ever had a job

I recomend The Acts of Gord to anyone who's ever had to deal with a really stupid customer. Even though this guy runs a video game rental place, you'll recognize the same stupidity over and over that you'll get at McDonalds or Walmart or really anywhere else that they let the general public into.

Also, if you read these and don't see what the customer did wrong, bash in your genitals with a hammer. It's for the greater good

(an hour or so later)

So I only thought of this website again after Chuck sent me a link about how to be a horrible customer, and i just re-read the whole site. I'd forgotten just how good it is! If you don't want to be hassled with reading the whole site just read The Book of Victory

INTERNETS!!!!

So I bit the bullet and finally got me some of my own web action. And let me tell you, when you're not sneakily stealing a little bandwith from some random stranger at some unknown distance... the internet can be damned fast!
I'm working at about 10 to 15 times faster than I wsa over the free fredericton wireless too. It's good stuff! Of course now I'm spoiled and won't be able to go back... Hopefully I worked my math right and can afford it. Otherwise you'll see me with some crazy signs depicting all the sorts of things I'll do for a fix of broadband

Par is for Sissies

So yesterday I went golfing for the first time evers. I hit a lot of completelt flat shots that just rolled for 100 yards. It was pretty awesome. And I don't really like hitting irons, cause you have to hit the ground for them, and it just feels wrong. So I swing too high. And it just rolls along hte ground. But all in all it was okay, I'd probably do it again. Maybe next time it wouldn't be so dammed hot

Wish Battery

So, I was talking to Siobhan about how her twin sister stole her birthday wish since they shared a cake, and thought what if we can just store up wish power to use later? So like, I could throw a fistful of change in a fountain, but not make a wish, just store up my potential. Or see shooting stars, or blow eyelashes and all those things, but just sort of mentally shunt it into your wishing bank account. And that the older you get, the more room you have for wishing power. You have as many slots as you have candles on the cake. So before my next b-day wish I'm gonna have to see a lot of falling rocks...

Zinédine Zidane

What the heck was that!?!?!?!
I don't know what that guy said to him, but I doubt it was worth losing the World Cup in his final appearance... And this just might be me, but I don't think he should been awarded the tournament MVP. Not after this.

And if you're gonna headbutt the guy in teh chest, why not just swing a fist at him? He might as well of considering how hard he clocked him

Non-Mario golf

I went out to the bucket club with my dad a few days ago, friday I think, and hit a bucket of balls. Now, I used to work there and routinely hit off 100 balls a day and had a pretty good swing when it got right down to it, balls went straight, and if I tried hard I could hit the the church on the other side of the fence at the end of the range. They finally got around to put a big net up there so you can't do that anymore... not that I could these days!
I didn't realize how long it had been! Like 6 years? 7 years? I sucked for a good long time, then got somewhat of a decent swing back, but I have a huge hook now and all my muscles hurt like the wind. We're going out to play a real game of golf on wednesday. I've never played real golf ever! It will be wonky.

Movers and Shakers

So my little sister got evicted. Well, almost evicted. The people she was renting from wanted to use her apartment for a nursery or some such nonsense, and are moving her into the apt right upstairs from where she is now. She gets an extra room for only $50 more. Or course, it really means that she has to take all her things up a rickety set of steel stairs. So I got to help! Man, all of the big stuff that we took up there seemed like it was custom made for that entrance. The futon, the box spring, her tv. All of it had like less than an inch of clearance to play with. It was all kinds of fun! I got to fix her vacuum too cause she'd cleaned up wallpaper with it and jammed the hose. Good times! Then I had some of the pepsi that her mom left behind and we watched the second episode of the new Rockstar show. I thought that they kicked off the best of the three guys that were up for elmination, and that they loved the guy who put on the worst show. Then I though about it for a second. These guys are from Motley Crew, Guns and Roses, and Metalica... I hate every song these bands ever made! No wonder I don't agree with their choice.

Operation de-pastify

So, as a geeky nightowl, I don't get a lot of sun. I get some sun since I walk everywhere, but that just means I've got some kick ass farmer tanlines going on. And that's just wrong. So I've been sitting out in the sun with David Copperfeild and Boktai 2. But that means i need a chair, AND a sunny spot, and the second one doesn't happen in my driveway. But the parking lot / alley outside the window is perfect for it, I just have to walk my chair around to there. But I'm lazy and don't want to do that, so I looked for a place to stash my chair. And that's when I found a new shortcut to my apartment! I can't beleive that I didn't see it before, since it's a big opening between the fence and my house, but somehow i missed it.
I really heart shortcuts. Everywhere I go, I'm constinatly looking into front yards and driveways to see if there's a more efficient path. And now I can almost walk straight as the crow flies to my work. It'd make a sweet google map

Superman Returns

Like anyone thought for a second I wouldn't see this movie. And I can tell you, The very first minute of the opening credits had me hooked. And I didn't find a single thing wrong with the movie in the remaining 2 hours and 39 minutes . If anyone had their doubts bout Brandon Routh as Superman... well, they = squashed now.


Also, I picked up a little model mystery box at the comic shop last wednesday. Who did I get?





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