Par is for Sissies

So yesterday I went golfing for the first time evers. I hit a lot of completelt flat shots that just rolled for 100 yards. It was pretty awesome. And I don't really like hitting irons, cause you have to hit the ground for them, and it just feels wrong. So I swing too high. And it just rolls along hte ground. But all in all it was okay, I'd probably do it again. Maybe next time it wouldn't be so dammed hot