XKCDave

I like working nights cause I can pretty much say whatever pops into my head

a long game of darts

So, while sweeping the parking lot the other day, I found a whole lot of stuff.
Well, I always find a lot of stuff but it's always just cigarette butts and the plastic off of cigarette packages. On a side note, everyone in the whole damn place here smokes like a chimney. It's gross. Even if I wanted to cheat on Danielle (which I don't hun, you do still read this right?) I can't cause all the girls here are gross smokers and the accent makes them sound retarded. which is unappealing. Um, so yeah, garbage

I found two dart flights, but no darts, so somebody somewhere is having an odd game of darts where they either just throw one over and over again or they are all awesome ninja / circus knife thrower.

Plus I found a single playing card, the two of clubs. It's super amuses me, because I immediate accused the litter bug of murder! It's from one of the Poirot short stories where there was a bridge game and stuff... Mostly it was just an excuse to go around the parking lot muttering about the little grey cells. Poirot is totally my favorite fictional detective. That's INCLUDING Batman! Holmes doesn't even come close. I only like Holmes when he's being played by Data. And that's just cause I like Data, and the thought of nested characters amuses me

video games are so crazy

Retail-tarded

So, you know when you're in a hurry and a bad mood and the things that the cashiers are told to do but just annoy the crap out of you take too long so you say something to try and make them feel like garbage? Like during Christmas time and they say merry christmas and you say I'm Jewish or something like that?

Well that happens all the time to one of the guys I work with but HE DOESN'T GET IT!!!

Okay, so someone comes up to the cash and we have to try and upsell them one product. I try to do it as I'm ringing them in cause almost nobody will take it. Anyways, somebody comes up to the cash and he stutters his way through asking if they want some pop to go with that. And the snarky response is "I'm diabetic". So he should feel like a tool right? No. He says they should get diet pop cause it doesn't have sugar! It goes right over his head, and it's half embarrassing to watch. Especially if they get even more mad and complain that aspartame is even worse for you, cause then he suggests sprite zero cause he hasn't fully read the label.

"For the Bible tells me so" trailer

How does she do it?

Hee hee! Maybe I'll play Metroid again

Spam is gay for me

So, I went and deleted my Spam today. Usually I just let it self delete but after reading yesterday's Go journal I thought I'd give it a look. A bunch of the "we're trying to sell you penis pills" ones had the subject of "my boyfriend's penis keeps slipping out" or the like, and almost all of them had Male names. I'm not sure if that's the kind of marketing they meant or if they know that nobody reads spam so they might as well keep using their generic name maker stuff.
Does anybody read Spam? I would have thought that it would have died out by now since it can't possibly work... But I guess it must work. Or it's so cheap to do that they might as well keep doing it in the desperate hopes that I'm worried about popping out of my boyfriend

Dashing and daring, courageous and caring

So I went to Walmart and picket up the first season of Heroes. While there Danielle picked up a boxed set and handed it to me. Gummi Bears! Volume 1, holy crap it has the first 3 seasons? And it's only $28? Okay it's coming home too!