Complimentary Compliments?

So there's a salon on way to both work, and the place where I've been watching the World Cup, and on the sign outside they say they're giving away a complimentary eyebrow shaping with every pedicure... And really these two body parts could ot be further away from each other. So, I'm thinking that the salon owner's pet peve is all these girls walking around with their bushy eyebrows and she's out to set them right! On almost the same topic, I want to have a "help the skanky" day and hand out full size t-shirts and sandwiches to teenage girls at the mall. Society just can't be trusted to cover up their jutting hip bones without my help.