Bananaless splits please

We ran out of bananas at the icecream bar today, but people still wanted them. Now this just confuses me, cause the only reason to get a banana split over a sundae or parfait is the fact that it's got banana in it, and bananas are delicious. Maybe these people just don't want anything to do with fench sounding words. Okay, from now on banana splits without bananas are called bigot splits