Someday you will die somehow and someething's gonna steal your carbon

Now Danielle is in the death business so I know a fair bit about the odd things you can do with yourself once you're dead. You know, besides go to Denver. One thing you can do is get turned into diamonds! See, they cremate you, then Superman presses you really hard between his hands and voila! But did you know that they can do this with any dead guy? Like, Beethoven