Too long (can you feel it?)

So, it's been forever since I wrote anything here that wasn't just, "hey look what I found on the internet". So, I've moved, got a cat (named Mellow cause she kinda is) and back when there was still a bit of snow I bought a bike. Pedal kind, not vroom vroom kind. Anyways, now it's fairly springish out, so i went for a little 30 min ride. Man, I = out of shape. But how could this be? My legs are like the only defined part of my body. There are muscles and stuff. But it turns out that walking muscles ≠ biking muscles. They're not even close. They used to be close, but then biking moved away, and neither of them have twitter, and walking doesn't have texting on his cell phone plan... and well, they haven't seen each other in a while. Sure, they'll get together and share a beer every few years when schedules collide, but they aren't really pals. So it was a little strained today when I surprised my legs with a bike ride. They'd forgotten the inside jokes, and even now they feel a little bit weird about the whole ordeal.

Healthy choices

I pretty much only eat bread and peanut butter. In the interest of health, I have switched from white bread to whole wheat bread. In the interest of compromise, I have switched from margarine to real butter.

Conflicted about Dick

Dick Grayson that is! The CW is making a new DC Comics show, and it's about a character I think would make the best show evers! But they are making a show about Robin before his parents died. So, we'll have a young (or teenaged if I know the WB) Dick doing trapeze routines with his folks and probably having a love triangle with a bearded lady and the tattooed contortionist while solving Scoobie Doo-ish mysteries. Even saying that I'm excited for it, I mean it's DICK GRAYSON! Oh wait, it isn't. We can't have all the giggling that would cause, so they'll rename him "DJ".

I think they just went the wrong way with this. Instead of doing a Pre-Batman show, you do a Post-Batman show! After all, Dick Grayson, becomes a 20 something dude, gets all into fights with his "dad" and heads off on his own to start again in a new city with new villains and becomes a cop as an alter ego. That tv show already writes itself! Plus this way he's trained as a detective and knows how to fight. And you get a wide array of costumes to choose from.

All the Robin costumes:
Dick's Robin (pretty bad), Tim's First (awesome) and Current (still cool)

And all of the Nightwing costumes:
First (awful) Second (still bad) and Current (my personal choice)

Plus that way they could at least have Batman guest star in an episode for sweeps week, or at least have Alfred or one of the new Robin's show up.

Thank you Oni

I bought the Hardcover collection of Local that just came out today. When I saw the price on the Diamond shipping lists, I figured it was a softcover. This is a beautifully crafted book, and an amazing story. I know I've said to go out and buy comics before, but I am serious today. I don't know anyone who wouldn't enjoy this story. It will be your new favorite book

C-C-C-Call me on my cell phone

Got a cell phone yesterday

Just like Mama-san used to make

It seems that a lot of these posts are about me cooking something delicious. Either I am a fantastic cook, or I have poor taste in food. I'm betting on me being a fantastic cook, with a little help from a friend I call internet. Oh, and Danielle helped too.

The other day after a trip from Sobey's we couldn't get in the driveway because there was some sort of panic involving cops and firemen and a tow-truck. So we just kept driving down the hill and I decided that we should hit the little Korean convenience store and pick up some beans to make some red bean buns. I'd bought some frozen there a while ago and they never got anymore in, so I looked up recipes. Most said to go buy red bean paste but if you're gonna make something for the first time, go all the way.

Of course after we got the beans we had to go back up to Walmart (that being my 4th trip of the day) to pick up a steamer and some more baking ingredients.

I can see why all but one recipe called for the paste, since it took 2 days to make! Soak the beans in water for a day, then boil them for 2 hours, then drain and repeat, then chill with cool water, drain and repeat, then completely strain, then cook again in a pan with arse-loads of sugar. We made way more than we needed, so now that's frozen and jazz and will be easier for next times.

Then it was all kinda standard dough making stuff, mix, kneed, rise, cut, shape, fill with beans, fold it up, rise some more, then cook time. We had more dough than would fit in the steamer, so we baked two of them that finished quicker. They were a pretty good crispy pastry with a sweet innards of red been paste. But the steamed ones are fantastic! Instead of crisping, they sort of cook slower and more even and turn out as this weird spongy, chewy consistency that doesn't make sense unless you've had them.

They turned out like this:



They are fairly great, and super filling. One doesn't look like much but it's enough.

Shimmer

So, I've been getting into woman's wrestling now, ever since seeing that it can be really good on TNA when they're allowed to wrestle instead of be in bikini contests. I found out that all the good new female wrestlers came from an indie promotion called Shimmer, that is nothing but woman's wrestling and it is amazing! I found the latest 2 dvds of it and they do everything that the guys do, with some pretty cool looking new moves that I'd never seen before, and some moves that have been banned from WWE cause they're too dangerous, like the Kudo Driver.

Strong Bad's Wii

So the Brothers Chap have a game out for the Wii now. Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People! My game was complimentary of course since I am ever so attractive. Got it yesterday and played for a bit, it's exactly what you'd expect it to be since telltale games made it. Point and click adventure with more jokes than you could think possible. And you can make some teen girl squad cartoons!

Tim Hunter's Yo-Yo

So I picked up Neil Gaiman's old Book's of Magic today at the comic book store and it's a pretty good tour of the DC universe's magic characters, even if it is quite old now. Plus it's Neil Gaiman and Charles Vess for one of the issues, so you can't go wrong. Or at least I couldn't go wrong.

I was watching Last Comic Standing, but I'm very upset with you America since you voted on stupid British guy with the Bass instead of Canadian National Treasure Sean Cullen. Bad America! Bad!

MST3 K 00

So, yesterday, me and Danielle watched the Riff Trax for 300. If you don't know what Riff Trax is, its the dudes (or at least one dude) from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 doing their mocking commentaries for new movies. You pay a few bucks, play the audio file in sync with the movie, and laugh til you die or the credits roll.
We still have one to watch for the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory done by Michael J Nelson and Neil Patrick Harris, but we don't actually own the movie. It just looked to good to pass up!

Sloppy Josephs

So Danielle is on the Simply For Life now, which might lead you faithful viewers to believe that I am also on the healthy town train. And that is just untrue. When confronted with a half a pot of brown rice to feed myself with, I added ground beef, molé sauce, cheez whiz and then served it all served on a toasted hamburger bun. My friends is quite delightful. They are Sloppy Joes ++! Indeed they are Sloppy Josephs, because the full Joseph makes me think of Stalin. A hearty man who restricts freedoms. And this is a hearty sandwich that restricts freedoms... of arteries

101 Word Stories

I found this page through Penny Arcade months ago, but everybody should check it out cause it's fairly awesome.

This modern day version of a bible story is pretty great: @JOB

From Hank

So yesterday I get off of work and walk out to the car to find something under the windshield wiper. I figured it was a flyer or something, then I saw that it was a little Walmart Photo envelope. So I assumed that it was some discount thingy that some poor sap had to go around and put on all the cars, in the rain no less. So I grab it and written on it is "please open and call". This is where the question marks started sprouting from my head. Geoff works in the photo lab so I figure he's left me a note or a prank or something. Or maybe one of the cute boys left me his number! So I open it up and inside is a little slip of paper saying:
(HANK)
I have the same car as you, same kind and color. I was wondering if you need any parts for it.

and then he left his number.
This is the weirdest thing that has ever been left on my car! I mean, think about it a little. This guy has the same car as me, but it can't be working if he is offering it as parts to me. So is he just wandering around town looking for '99 Saturns? But I don't even think it's that since he didn't have an envelope prepared, he had to go into the store and get the one from the photo center. So he earnestly believes that my working car out in the parking lot is worth his time to go inside and write this note. That is just bizzare...

... Always

So, I work at the Walmart now. I work 4 departments at once because I am all man. Or even 4 all men maybe...
Walmart is pretty good because I get breaks and days off, which is the opposite of what I got at Quiznos, so I think I can probably cut it there. And I hate looking for work so I'm not leaving til something horrible happens or something else awesome comes along. Anyone want to pay me to read comic books?

Me and Danielle braved the bugs out in Harvey today to go canoing. Getting that thing tied to the car was horrible, and I'm not doing it again. It can travel by truck. But the canoing itself was fun, and I think we'll head out again on the next sunny day.

We got Wii Fit too and it is destroying me! It really is a workout

A new look for our robot overlords

So, while trying to get the musician meeting pic too fit, I picked a different template and colours for this whole shebang. It feels more like an outside background now.

This morning I had to get up and drive Danielle down to McAdams to fill out some paper work, and while she was there, I wandered King's Place. The line for coffee of McDonald's breakfast was long, so I bought myself a drumstick, then ate it. Then went to shoppers for deodorant, pop, and a magazine to kill the time. I almost walked out with a ROBOT magazine, but switched at the last moment to Scientific American's special edition on Robotics. I figure it was a good choice, as this has all kinds of sweet stuff that is almost practical, while the ROBOT magazine would have taught me to build a mobile flamethrower. Not the cooler choice, but probably the better one.

Anyways, there's an article on artificial muscles, and how they are basically electric motors without moving parts and it is super cool stuff. Within 10 years it'll be used for everything, it's already being used in a Japanese toy aquarium to make little plastic fish swim around. Plus, NASA will even teach you how to make it. I love living in the future!

Where are the dogs humping?

Where Are The Dogs Humping.com


So Awesome! Drew and Natalie Dee would be my internet heroes except that I already have so many of them already.

Bubble Tea

So you can totally buy Bubble Tea down at the Tangerine juice place at the King's Place mall. I bought a strawberry with pineapple jelly, and it is grand. I think I might try orange next time, because there will certainly be a next time.

YHTBTR

Best videogame you'll play in the next 5 minutes: You Have To Burn The Rope

Neat lock

This is the sort of thing that is cooler to see on a webpage then it would be in practice. I mean who wants to solve a maze anytime they want to leave the house? Also, I am totally blanking on what those locks are called. Throw chain? I can't think of it, so I should probably just eat some mini pizzas

I believe in Bigfoot but I don't believe in you

Me and Danielle went out to see Cuff the Duke last night. It was awesome! I was worried that it would be intensely crowded cause it was at the Capital but it was actually really good. Decent crowd, not too dense with a minimum of drunken fools. The opening band was The Stables and they were really fun too. Danielle took one look at the dude playing the washbin / string stick thingy bass and realized that she could totally play the bass. I mean if Geoff can play four strings, she can play 1 easy!
Anyways, Cuff the Duke put on an amazing show. Country bands are great live acts. They didn't play of their super long slow pretty songs that I love (Ballad of the Lonely Construction Worker, or Parkdale Basement) but I was happy with the set list cause really, I love all their songs. After the show I went to buy a shirt and Wayne Petti laughed at my super corny joke which makes me happy. It's been a while since I've been out to see a band since the Corner Brook scene isn't exactly my cup of tea. But last night was good times and I'm looking forward to getting out more