MORE TOP SECRET

So I looked at the tube at work tonight and found the website! It is SO ABSURD!!!

http://senasales.com/topsecret/

Someday you will die somehow and someething's gonna steal your carbon

Now Danielle is in the death business so I know a fair bit about the odd things you can do with yourself once you're dead. You know, besides go to Denver. One thing you can do is get turned into diamonds! See, they cremate you, then Superman presses you really hard between his hands and voila! But did you know that they can do this with any dead guy? Like, Beethoven

Top Secret Illegal

So does anyone remember that episode of Clone High that has Abe running for president and his campaign is sponsored by Xtreme Blue the energy drink in a tube? Well someone thought that was a good idea and made it a real product!
At the store it just showed up one day. It's called Top Secret. And there's another version of it called Top Secret Illegal. I think it really is top secret cause I can't find anything about it on the interweb, and I'm a google wizard. Either way I'm embarrassed to admit that I like the regular style Top Secret but I'm not big on the illegal kind. Don't wanna get in trouble with the law

Parenting 101

Erases like magic

So when I first saw the commercials for Mr Clean's Magic Eraser I was a non-believer. An Acleanist if you will. I mean, the things they show it doing are obviously dramatizations to try and sell it. But the fact that they had to call it magic to explain how it works is so true. These things defy the laws of physics. I'm fairly sure they're made from collapsed black holes woven together by time machines and sprinkled with unicorn dandruff.

I had one of those coffee pencils in one of my work shirts and forgot about it and then it got into the dryer. It was real horror show. Might as well of just thrown a piece of charcoal in there. But the magic eraser is getting it off, so I highly recommend it

An Inconvenient Concert

So I was watching Live Earth this morning, and I have to say that I actually enjoyed the Rhiana concert. When it first started and they only had the one venue in Australia going I was super disappointed with it all cause they stopped for the set breaks and what not, but once some more places got going I just changed the channel and it = all good. I don't know if it'll get me to turn the light out and unplug my tv, but it's a good show

My Lucky Girlfriend

So before anybody groans at that, she's not lucky cause she's my girlfriend. Or at least, that's not what I was talking about. But come to think of it, I am quite the catch. But yeah, basically Danielle has mad skillz. Or at least one mad skillz. Anywhere that there's one of those "drop a coin into water, land it on the dealy dealy, win a prize" things, she can do it. She got a free sundae at Jungle Jim's while we were waiting to pay the bill but we were already stuffed full of desert so we passed (even if it killed me to pass up delicious winnings) and today while waiting for an account to get set up at a rental store, she quartered our way into a free rental, so we basically got Mario Party 8 free for a week. Seriously, it's the greatest talent ever!

Mmm, Sciency...

A super interesting article about the origins of religious thought

A spy game!

SAVE ME
This may look like an innocent picture of an innocent Newfoundland brook on an innocent day... BUT IT ISN'T!!!! It hides SECRETS! Are they evil or good? There's only one way to find out!!! And since I basically gave all you kids the means to get to the secret, I used a passphrase. A passphrase so obvious that it would be impossible to guess!

EDIT - holy fricken crap! It is impossible to find a free file hosting service that doesn't alter your images! This is the only one I could find that only changed the name but still worked, even if I can't post it directly anymore, so it's less fun. But I spent quite literally hours on this post so it's staying and by god you'll all have fun!

Eat your fruits and veggies

Wait, what the crap?

yeah, i might need a ds

Chris Benoit and family found dead

Authorities believe wrestler Benoit killed wife, son then himself

Authorities believe a professional wrestler, his wife and son ‑ found dead in their central Fayette County home Monday afternoon ‑ died in a murder-suicide.

District Attorney Scott Ballard said Monday night that he felt confident that Chris Benoit killed his wife Nancy, their 7-year-old son and then himself.

Ballard declined to release the cause of death, but said that earlier news reports that the Benoits died of gunshots were false. The crime lab is in the process of confirming the cause of death, but Ballard said there was enough evidence on scene to make him confident that the Benoits were not killed by another person.

Ballard said sheriff's deputies were called to the Benoit home around 2:30 p.m. after another wrestler called the sheriff's department asking them to check on the family because Benoit had failed to show up for an event in another state. When deputies got to the Benoit home off Quarters Road, they smelled the odor of decaying bodies, Ballard said.

The family's bodies were found inside the home, Ballard confirmed.

"Every indication is that this is a murder-suicide," Ballard said, adding that additional investigation still has to take place before a final determination can be made.

Ballard said when he heard that a young child was killed, it "just tore my guts out."

Benoit made his WWE debut in January 2000, following a stint in ECW and WCW and he was at one time world heavyweight champion, world tag team champion and intercontinental champion.

Take that kitten!

What's this? Aerosmith performing their classic hit Dream On?




Why this must be from some parallel universe where Danielle is always wrong

Manhunt 2

So, does anyone out there remember Manhunt? The most violent thing to show up on the PS2? You play a serial killer going out and stalking and brutally (and quite graphically) slaughtering your victims. Well the new one is coming out on the Wii. Complete with murder simulating motion controls! I don't think I want to play it but I need to try it just to see what it's like. I mean, it's supposed to be like Splinter Cell except you're supposed to kill everybody

More LOLBOT action

My god, I really hope the future is a Valiant comic...

MY MATRIX. LET ME SHOW YOU

Yeah, when it was just cats it was a meme I could pass by, but once robots got involved you knew I'd take notice

Everyone should have a Transistor Sound and Lighting Co.

So, today was god damned gorgeous here. Mid-twenties weather, bright sunny sky and nobody on my favorite bench in the park in front of the little waterfall. So I sat down with a peanut butter kit kat, a bottle of grape flavoured water and read while listening to Transistor. Those who know the band know that this is my band. They came out with a CD, kind of fell apart with no body else even hearing of them. It really feels like it made just for me, and I love that just as much as I love the music. It's my personal sound track whenever I listen to it. And while it's a Wednesday which normally mean I'd be reading about Yorrick, Megan and Tim but I've found that Andy, Dag and Claire work just as well

We go straight when there's nothing in the way

So me and Danielle checked out the park here today. There's a swans and waterfalls and all kinds of awesome! There's even a tunnel under the highway with (get this) Christian Graffiti! Someone spray painted a psalm in there which is exactly what Jesus would do.

I've got a bunch of the new job under my belt and it's decent. I'm finally gonna get paid on thursday so I might buy some cool stuff

Jareth comes to town

So birthdays are fun. They are funner when referred to as b-days cause it's hip to say it that way. And to be square. But the hippest thing is getting presents and I did that. My new boss gave me 6 beer from the store so this is now a cool place to work.
And I got some Ex Machina and other books from my parents. AND I got Super Paper Mario on the Wii and it is all kinds of platforming goodness so far.

And my brother got me David Bowie's donkey balls! Well, he got me a Jareth the Goblin King figure from Labyrinth which is really the same thing

Working Stiff

So, I got a job. Turns out the Ultramar here was hiring, and I've done that before and when I went down the guy was all like, "I'd have to be an idiot not to hire you, can you start tonight?" So I did, and now I've got a week under my belt. It's fairly easy and unless you commit fraud you're probably not gonna get fired. Oh, guess what two of my former co-workers did!?! Yup, good old fraud... I guess stealing credit cards is tougher than the tv news says it is. So we have 5 people working at the store now and 1 of them is SOOOO dumb. Like, really dumb. When adding up the till on a calculator and he gets the number 12.8 he doesn't get that that is twelve dollars and eighty cents. He thinks it's twelve dollars and eight cents. And he's been told the difference a few times already.
But on the plus side it means I'm worshiped as a god there now