Line Rider Helicopter Escape.

Wow, this is just... wow

Remember 1999?

Well the best part of that year is back. YOU DON'T KNOW JACK

Seriously! Karaoke!

WOLFMOTHER SINGS BUSTA MOVE!!! AND THEY ARE SO BAD AT IT!!! Glee!

PANCAKE MOUNTAIN

So, let's pretend you're starting a new children's show. Then, you put it on the net, cause well, why not? TV is for suckers after all. Then cause you're hip enough to make a kids show on the net, you get all of Dave's favorite bands to do performances on the show! Heck, The Evans got together just to do a song for the show and stuck together!

There's stuff by The Evens, Metric, and even the Flaming Lips guy doing Karaoke
It makes me wish I had kids so I could raise them up right. Punk and literate

Things I love

Japan + Wrestling = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oVSyy932a8&NR

Seriously, that guy is amazing

Silly Sony

Hey internet. I thought about not posting this, since everyone with a computer is all up in arms about it, but if you're not a video game geek who checks out Joystiq, Something Awful, or Penny Arcade, you might not know about Sony's most recent snafu. Basically, they set up a fan site to their own product, and it was so obviously fake that it wasn't even funny. Oh man, if only you could still see the horrible rap video they made... Anyways, Sony owned up to it that it's fake, but still it just makes you wonder who's doing this and getting away with it

Oh CHSR... it was going so well

So today, I flipped over to the trustworthy college station not knowing what to hear, but certainly not expecting to hear Lady Sovereign. It was that special shocking kind of disappointment. Like chatting up a hot librarian chick a rock show, then going out for coffees, and then a date, bringing her home to my place, and finding out she has a tweety bird tattoo on her tits. Not cool hypothetical hot librarian chick!

worth another try

Peanut butter Twix... interesting. I think I need to eat more to decide if they're a worth replacement to normal Twix. They're good, but I looked down at my feet and wasn't surprised that my socks were still there

food

Mmm, Ryan's mom fed me all kinds of food last night, including some of the best carrot cake evers! This morning i took her out to Tim's to get those breakfast sandwiches. They are so good! Seriously, go eat one tomorrow, you'll thank me later.
I rented Splinter Cell and Trauma Center for the Wii. Splinter Cell sucks hard. The thing about the Wii is that the controller makes all the games pretty fun. Except when they make horrible controls for it that are pretty unresponsive. I've played it for about 30 minutes and it just makes me angry. Maybe I could get used to the controls, but why bother? They don't work well.

Now Trauma Center on the other hand, is hella sweet! It is what the Wii controller is all about. Even though it's a remake of a game for the DS with it's touch control pad... but the principal is the same, and they added some extra stuff for Wii-ing and it = all kinds of fun. I mean, it's a surgery game! I get to cut people open and take out tumors, and where's the harm in learning that?

just cause

I should get a kitty

Preacher

I hear they're making a Preacher series on HBO again... You hear these rumors a lot but this time I saw a picture of Arseface! Obviously it's a photoshoped deal, but still.... A Preacher tv series would be awesome

a wii bit of family fun

So i took the Wii out to the parents on the weekend. They heart the bowling game! We must have bowled for like 2 hours
And I heart the bowling too, so it all worked out.

Anybody else out there on the tubes have a Wii? wanna be friends?

I heart Richard Dawkins

Seriously, I'd probably go gay for the man. He's a big name in evolutionary biology, and he's written a few books on the subject, in layman's terms, and he did a lecture at McGill university and it was on the CBC radio tonight on ideas. I'll have to download the podcast when it's available, just to here those delightful british tones talk about DNA

A whole lot of nothing

So I went into work today (on a Saturday no less!) to pull wire. It's all we were gonna do today, and we should have been done around 11 or so.

Every possible thing went wrong. The rope is too big, we get smaller ropes, the smaller ropes break, we re-tie the end of the big rope to fit it in, and then the wire comes off of that rope and we have to pull all the wire back out again... trust me, it's a lot more frustrating then that sounds. So we get to do it all again on Monday. Huzzah

Wii

Oh my, but Zelda is pretty! Liz is playing it now and said, "This very strange" I have to agree. But it's pretty awesome. I went to Walmart around 7 this morning and there were 30 people in line, so I drove over to Zellers. Nobody in line! So I got one of 2 that they had for sale there, and I am a happy Dave.


I mean, look at it, all glowing and holy...

A change of plans

So Danielle got the funeral home job in Corner Brook. They were supposed to call her around 4 weeks ago so yeah we were pretty sure that it was not going to happen and she was gonna move here and look for work around here, or at least somewhere in NB. But she got the job now, so she's moving there, which is good cause she gets to be apprenticed and learn her trade, but is bad because I don't get to eat pizza and cuddle while watching Scrubs

What a beautiful day to get rained on

Today was so god damned hot!
Now, I've been tricked by the weather network before, they say it's gonna be super warm, I don't wear many clothes to work and get frozen.
You fool me once, shame on you. You fool me you can't fool me again
But today it said ti was gonna be warm and it was right! By 10 o'clock I was sweating and had to take off my underwear. TRUE STORY! I was wearing joggers in lieu of long underwear, and it was just too much for an 18 degree day. I had to put my hoodie back on when it started raining as I measured out 100 foot lengths of #8 wire, but I didn't even have to zip it up, cause it was still really nice.

You know, as far as getting rained on goes

The Sardakk N'Orr conquer the galaxy

So I finally played my big ass board game! And I won! Woot! I played as the bug race, and I swarmed the crap out of Liz's home planet (a former prison colony, as she was playing the pirate race) to complete my secondary objective card, giving me a two point lead and victory! It took for goddamned ever to play. A lot of it was me not completely knowing the rules and looking stuff up as I tried to teach it. The we started around 6 after choosing races and setting up the board and stuff and finished a little after 12. Oddly enough, for space war game, there were only 2 fights in the entire 6 hours, 1 where I took Liz's home planet (through a sneaky jump through a worm hole) and 1 where Liz was mad at that and fought the closest player available, which was Scotty, and wiped him out with her War Sun (which if it sounds a lot like a Death Star, is cause that's exactly what it was). Ryan managed to remain a peace loving people and still come in second. At any rate, good times were had, even if some people got cranky because it was late and I was making their belly rumble. Oh yeah, I made Taco Salad for everybody Can't expect people to sit for 6 hours and not eat after all


This is about half way through the game, with Scotty and Ryan looking on. We took these pictures as proof that Scotty was in fact playing a game, so his GF would be maybe less upset

Halloween pics

This is Jess's mom in the coolest halloween pic ever


I helped Liz put the blood on her jacket. We went through 7 babies, they don't hold as much as you'd think

Me and Jess and Liz, all nicely drunk

This is me doing a tarot reading for the mimes. Look how freaked out she is! I'm awesome. And this is the only pic that you can see my astroboy hair in, and it's from behind. BOO

A full heady odor

Dear the internet. Today at work, I had such a good fart. Now my farts by no means smell good normally, but this was awe inspiring. I mean, it was as thick and stinky as a fart can get before it's classified as poo. Seriously, this was such a bountiful fart, that I was hungry afterwards